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Vintage Beach Scene Sweatshirt - 'Good Morning I See The Assassins Failed' Crewneck Unisex

Slip into a slice of vintage paradise with our hilariously charming Beach Scene Sweatshirt! Sporting a distressed design that screams “I’m relaxed, even if life isn’t,” this crewneck features the cheeky phrase, “Good morning I see the assassins failed.” Perfect for those days when you want to look like you just strolled off the beach (or only just made it out of bed), it’s the ideal outfit for adults who appreciate the finer things in life—like unique, quirky designs and a good laugh!

Whether you’re hitting the beach, heading out for a casual gathering, or just lounging around judging your enemies' lack of stealth, this laid-back sweatshirt has got you covered. It’s perfect for summer vacations and any day that calls for a sprinkle of humor.

Get ready to let the world know that you're here, you’re chill, and the only thing you’re assassinating is your couch time!

Sale price $26.99 Regular price $29.99
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Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

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  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability..
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label..
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact..: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

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